I just have to document this hilarious story before I forget.
S pretty much summed up the way that women feel about men in two sentences and she’s only 11.
While discussing her crush with me at the snack table:
S: (in adorable broken English) “I like him.. But I no like him.”
Me: “Bahahahaha! Yeah that sounds about right.”
S: “He very beau.. But, uh, his intelligence is, uh, no high.”
Me: *Dead*
The Wandering Sunflower 