Yesterday quite possibly was the best day in the history of the universe. I FOUND DORITOS. God heard my prayers and all is well with the world. Seriously though. It was a glorious moment when I saw them for the first time. And yes, I was on the verge of tears. And yes, the first thing I did was pray and thank God. That is how badly I wanted some Doritos. I stupidly only bought one bag and of course I ate the whole thing in half a day. But that’s ok! I now know that France does indeed have a taste of America within it and I can sleep soundly.
Of course I plan to go buy another two bags today, but hey, it’s my home-away-from-home comfort food. So all is excusable.